There are few things in this world better than fucking somebody you hate

  • Me: It's soooo hot out.
  • Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
  • Me: What the fuck did you just say

I’m such a little ugly for my kitten it’s ridiculous. I’ve had pets before but Knives is so different. I wake up every
morning to him curled up next to my head even when he didn’t sleep anywhere near me. He’s always following me around or sitting on my shoulder or something. I don’t think I’ve ever loved another creature so much

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor, via heliolisk)